Pitch Lover Pillows

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Wilfried Zaha

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

George Best

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'You want to run that by me again?'

Ryan Giggs

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

Angel investors in the outfield.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'