Pitch Masters Pillows

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'