Pitch Pro Gifts

"You have until he rolls his eyes and looks at his watch."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Elevator Pitch

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Wilfried Zaha

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Big Football

Football Crazy.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'