Pitching Pro Gifts

"It's an innovative new brand that sells plain cotton t-shirts."

'There's the smoke! They've selected a new pitcher!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

The Giamatti era

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Baseball Dreams

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Balk!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"There's your problem."

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Tommy John Surgery.