Pitching Pro Pillows

"It's an innovative new brand that sells plain cotton t-shirts."

'There's the smoke! They've selected a new pitcher!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

The Giamatti era

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Baseball Dreams

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Balk!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

"There's your problem."

'Any questions?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."