Pitch Calling Pro Pillows

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Any questions?'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'