Pitch Calling Pro Prints

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Football Crazy.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Wilfried Zaha

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

George Best

Ryan Giggs

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)