Pitch Presenter Pillows

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Wilfried Zaha

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Free Speech has heavy price.

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"