Pitch Innovator Pillows

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"It's a cup holder."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Social Networks.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Football fan

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"