Pitch Innovator Gifts

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Pole Vault Rules

"It's a cup holder."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Social Networks.

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

Arsene Wenger

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Football fan

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Lance, why do all of your burps seem to end in a question mark? Because I like a burp to be a conversation starter. And see? It worked!

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!