Sound Innovator Gifts

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"That's great but can you play the computer?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Mozart on a computer,

Blue sky thinking

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Texturing the Walls

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Cloud Computing.

Ginger Baker.

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.