Musical Innovator Gifts

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Mozart on a computer,

Composer.

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"I compose using post it notes!"

String Quartet Vending Machine

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'You must stop this terrible violence.'

Computer Music

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Hacksaw Violin.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Dog Walker

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Requiem

'That brush - how many dpi?'