Classical Music Innovator Gifts

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A Symphony of Penguins

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Ginger Baker.

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

I will be Bach.

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Computer Music

Fricka arrives.

"I compose using post it notes!"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Piano Prompt

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Double bass in space

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Edvard Grieg.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Hacksaw Violin.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Violinist

Flight of the Bumblebee

Mozart

Frederic Chopin.