Classical Music Innovator Gifts

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A Symphony of Penguins

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

I will be Bach.

Computer Music

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Fricka arrives.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Double bass in space

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Hacksaw Violin.

Edvard Grieg.

Piano Prompt

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I'm Baroque without you!"

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Violinist

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Mozart

Flight of the Bumblebee

Frederic Chopin.

Johann Sebastian Bark.