Orchestral Innovator Gifts

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Ginger Baker.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Cello Concert

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Computer Music

No Instruments Please

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Hacksaw Violin.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Requiem

A man playing on an elephant

String Quartet Vending Machine

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

"Now you've done it!"

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

The Conductor

'Creative right?'