Orchestral Innovator Pillows

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Cello Concert

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

No Instruments Please

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Hacksaw Violin.

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

A man playing on an elephant

String Quartet Vending Machine

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'Creative right?'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

"Now you've done it!"

The Conductor

Requiem

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"