Music Innovator Gifts

Violinist playing on his hair.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Boy blowing at crackers.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

Jazz is Invented

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

Ginger Baker.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

The power of the brain

Computer Music

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

My First Bitcoin.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Dog Walker

Mark Zuckerberg

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Hacksaw Violin.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!