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Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Texturing the Walls

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Cloud Computing.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

The power of the brain

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."