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Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Ginger Baker.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Hacksaw Violin.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Dog Walker

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.