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Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The band.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Computer Music

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Hacksaw Violin.

I love Clarinet

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

String Quartet Vending Machine

Tunicorn.

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

"Now you've done it!"

Gang of Musicians