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This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Ginger Baker.

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Dog Walker

Hacksaw Violin.

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Man reading in lamp

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

String Quartet Vending Machine

Requiem

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Digital Canvas