Lyric Innovator Prints

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Dog Walker

Hacksaw Violin.

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Man reading in lamp

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

Requiem

String Quartet Vending Machine

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"