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'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

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Andre Gide.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Nick Cave

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"What can you do with him?"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

We never roam anymore.

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

A rose is a rose is a rose

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.