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A rose is a rose is a rose

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

Francois Mauriac.

Diy section in library

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Genius At Midnight

"I would solve this story problem by developing the characters, heightening the conflict, and concluding with a satisfactory resolution."

"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?"

"You remember the ex-husband in chapter one who caused her to reassess her whole life and seek a spiritual awakening? That was me."

Jean Genet.

Andre Gide.

Anton Chekhov

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Meet The Author"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy