Instrumental Innovator Mugs

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Ginger Baker.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The band.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Hacksaw Violin.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

I love Clarinet

Melba Liston

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Jaco Pastorius.

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Gang of Musicians

"Now you've done it!"

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

Tunicorn.

String Quartet Vending Machine

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.