Instrument Innovator T-Shirts

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

One Man Band.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Hacksaw Violin.

Cello Saw

Musical Scythe

Cello Auditions

Bands That Never Made It.

"I got sick of the bell and thought, why not a tambourine?"

Orchestra.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Cycling with a harp case

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Red hot little combo

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

No Instruments Please

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Orchestra

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'