Instrument Innovator T-Shirts

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

One Man Band.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Hacksaw Violin.

Cello Saw

Musical Scythe

Cello Auditions

Bands That Never Made It.

"I got sick of the bell and thought, why not a tambourine?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Orchestra.

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Cycling with a harp case

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Ginger Baker.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Red hot little combo

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Computer Music

No Instruments Please

"I compose using post it notes!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Orchestra

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'