Pitch Artist Gifts

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Football Crazy.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Big Football

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Wilfried Zaha

'Any questions?'

George Best

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

Ryan Giggs

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"