'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''
Pitch Performer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a pitch performer? Celebrate their confidence, charisma, and creative flair with our unique collection. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that applauds their talent and keeps them motivated during every presentation.
Footballers - Steve Mcmanaman
Football
George Best
Jack Grealish
Wilfried Zaha
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."
'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'
"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"
Rock Climber
Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.
"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."
The Goalkeeper
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'
'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'
'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'
"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."
Planting a Flag on the Summit
"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"
That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.
"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."
Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)
'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'
'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'
Confident Business Team - We Know We Can
Jurgen Klopp Caricature
Football Crazy.
"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach
'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'
Big Football
'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'
A-Hem! I'm still singing here!
"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."
Pitch Performer Gifts Collection
Pitch Performer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for pitch performers, featuring witty and inspiring designs that keep them motivated with every sip.
Pitch Performer Pillows
Find pillows that bring comfort and encouragement to any creative space, specially crafted for those who love to inspire and impress.
Pitch Performer Prints
Browse inspiring prints designed to motivate pitch performers and decorate their workspace with confidence-boosting artwork.
Pitch Performer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the creative spirit of pitch performers, with fun and motivational designs to wear with pride.