Green Pitch Creator Pillows

Football fan

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Friends of the Earth

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Any questions?'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'You want to run that by me again?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

Arsene Wenger

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Bowled out.

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

Connor Wickham