Green Pitch Creator Pillows

Football fan

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

The Goalkeeper

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Friends of the Earth

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Any questions?'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Bowled out.

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Connor Wickham

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'