Green Campaigner Pillows

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

Friends of the Earth

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Raining Leaves.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Deforestation.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Earth Day Summit.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Ignoring Climate Change