Green Campaigner Gifts

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

Friends of the Earth

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Not to mention the park view."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Deforestation.

Raining Leaves.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Earth Day Summit.

Ignoring Climate Change

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."