Eco-conscious Campaigner Gifts

Starmer - Just eat less.

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Not to mention the park view."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Friends of the Earth

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Climate Crisis

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'