Green Politician Gifts

Wordplay: Greens

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Deforestation.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

The oil trap.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Friends of the Earth

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Kid's today!"

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Global Warming: The Musical.

The Finger.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

US Energy Consumption

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Global Warming Floods.

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Greta Thunberg