Green Politics Supporter Gifts

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

The oil trap.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"We've made a few changes."

Friends of the Earth

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Kid's today!"

Global Warming: The Musical.

The Finger.

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

US Energy Consumption

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Zero emission vehicles

Global Warming Floods.

Cactus Huggers

The Ultimate Green Office!

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'