Green Policy Supporter Gifts

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We've made a few changes."

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

Zero emission vehicles

Festive Recycling

Global Climate Change Response.

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Green is the new black."

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

'It's definitely a global warming.'

Stress

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

Carbon suicide

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"You doing ok, Panda?"

Wordplay: Greens

Skeptics of Global Warming.

"Ho Ho Ho Hoax!"

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

'If Al Gore were a tree, what kind would he be?'

'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"I remember when you could enjoy the countryside without sitting in a draft!"

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'