Green Policies Enthusiast Gifts

"Dad, how was it before the Green Socialists brought us freedom and prosperity?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Global Climate Change Response.

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

Festive Recycling

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

Keystone XL Pipeline

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

"Green is the new black."

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

'It's definitely a global warming.'

Carbon suicide

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

Gore sells Current TV to Al Jazeera, oil financed company.

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Skeptics of Global Warming.

"THIS is a green deal I can get interested in."

'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"Ho Ho Ho Hoax!"

'If Al Gore were a tree, what kind would he be?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

The solution to $100 barrels of oil.

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

Drought.