Green Policies Enthusiast Pillows

"Dad, how was it before the Green Socialists brought us freedom and prosperity?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

Festive Recycling

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

Global Climate Change Response.

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

"Green is the new black."

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

Keystone XL Pipeline

'It's definitely a global warming.'

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

Carbon suicide

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

Skeptics of Global Warming.

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"Ho Ho Ho Hoax!"

The solution to $100 barrels of oil.

'If Al Gore were a tree, what kind would he be?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Drought.

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

"THIS is a green deal I can get interested in."

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'