Environmental Policy Enthusiast Pillows

Keystone XL Pipeline

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Noise Pollution

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

social services cuts

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"The Nominees"

Backstabber Express: Trump

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Trees playing rootsie.

Free Radicals.