Environmental Policy Enthusiast T-Shirts

Keystone XL Pipeline

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Eco Princess

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Noise Pollution

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The Nominees"

Free Radicals.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Trees playing rootsie.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."