Green Policy Guru Gifts

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'So in the end, going green wasn't as difficult as we thought it might be.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"The Nominees"

Political Issues

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Now // Near Future

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

Carbon suicide

'It's definitely a global warming.'

"Green is the new black."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

Ben Bernanke

"Norman thinks we should close our borders to climate change."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"And to Malcolm I leave all the plastic bags in the cupboard under the stairs."

Summer in Europe