Green Politics Guru Gifts

"Norman thinks we should close our borders to climate change."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'We protect the environment and only irrigate with water fish have rejected for their own use.'

The climate sceptic and the Sun.

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

"And to Malcolm I leave all the plastic bags in the cupboard under the stairs."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

The oil trap.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Kid's today!"

Global Warming: The Musical.

The Finger.

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

Now // Near Future

US Energy Consumption

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

Festive Recycling

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

The Ultimate Green Office!

Cactus Huggers