Green Politics Guru Pillows

"Norman thinks we should close our borders to climate change."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'We protect the environment and only irrigate with water fish have rejected for their own use.'

The climate sceptic and the Sun.

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

"And to Malcolm I leave all the plastic bags in the cupboard under the stairs."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

The oil trap.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Kid's today!"

Global Warming: The Musical.

The Finger.

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

US Energy Consumption

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

Now // Near Future

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

Cactus Huggers

The Ultimate Green Office!

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Global Warming Floods.