Green Politics Pundits Gifts

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Skeptic Tank.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

The oil trap.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

World Health Organization

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"Kid's today!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

The Finger.

Global Warming: The Musical.

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'