Green Policy Enthusiast Gifts

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

'Poo, I say to global warming! Poo! Poo!'

EU and the Climate Crisis

Carbon suicide

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Festive Recycling

Global Climate Change Response.

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

"Green is the new black."

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

'It's definitely a global warming.'

Keystone XL Pipeline

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Skeptics of Global Warming.

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'

"Ho Ho Ho Hoax!"

The solution to $100 barrels of oil.

'If Al Gore were a tree, what kind would he be?'

"THIS is a green deal I can get interested in."

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges