Green Policy Advocate Gifts

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Tonight's Lecture: How Global Warming caused Superstorm Sandy - Cancelled due to Blizzard.

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Conserve Energy

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Not to mention the park view."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Raining Leaves.

Solar Plant

"The Nominees"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Deforestation.