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'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Tonight's Lecture: How Global Warming caused Superstorm Sandy - Cancelled due to Blizzard.

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Conserve Energy

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Deforestation.

Raining Leaves.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"The Nominees"

Solar Plant

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.