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Failed Suicide

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

"Not to mention the park view."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Vivienne Westwood

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."