Advocate For Green Thoughts Pillows

Failed Suicide

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Not to mention the park view."

Nuclear generation of energy.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.