Green Advocate Pillows

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

Human population Train.

'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Urban Tsunami

Cardiovascular Protesters 'No to the by-pass'

Not unresponsive to the concerns of environmentalists, the pipeline company would eventually make concessions.

Car battery lie

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Happy Earth Day!

The developing world's carbon footprint, compared to the developed world's carbon tire tracks.

Save the Planet

'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

US Energy Consumption

Urban Expansion

'Good, I see we're finally going green.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Biofools.

"Somebody's got to do it."

Biodiversité

'I'm looking over the new Green Belt options right now.'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Carbon footprints

Please help save the planet (sign, twice) OR ELSE! (God writing in new words).

'We believe we will be able to tear down the entire ecosystem in an environmentally friendly manner.'

'We're creating green jobs for lawyers by environmentalists suing us.'

"You have to feel sorry for them, stuck to all that plastic."

Desmond's final day at the company coincided with his suggestion to improve their environmental record by foregoing a small portion of profits.

"And the pit's filled with unused recycling collection bins."

The sea 2050.