Green Policy Guru Mugs

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'So in the end, going green wasn't as difficult as we thought it might be.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Nominees"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Political Issues

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Now // Near Future

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

Carbon suicide

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

"Green is the new black."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'It's definitely a global warming.'

Ben Bernanke

"Norman thinks we should close our borders to climate change."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"And to Malcolm I leave all the plastic bags in the cupboard under the stairs."

'Big bonuses are just our way of going green.'