Green Policy Geek Mugs

The conflict between fossil fuels and climate policy.

'As part of environmental policy we burn any complaints to heat the wards!'

Shanty Ville Recycling Bank

"Good boy."

Mario Draghi

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

"Tariffs"

Solar Panel

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Tree of Public Opinion.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Spotted Owl Migration

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Nato

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

Global Climate Change Response.

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'